Found this Anon Fill on norsekink and just had to share. It is about Doctor Doom's search for a bride, while missing the one candidate right under his nose. Can be found here.
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“I cannot find anyone who meets all of my requirements. There seems to be no woman who is a beautiful, rich, tall, intelligent, brave, alluring, loyal, fashionable, wise, romantic, confident, adventurous, powerful, mischievous, educated, speaks all languages, athletic, superhuman, immortal, strong, turns fiction into reality, non-smoker, a powerful magic user, a good ruler, not allergic to kryptonite, diplomatic, can reach the moon, be a good mother and can fly.”
“Are you proposing to me?” Loki asked suspiciously.
Doom continued, ignoring whatever Loki was muttering. “I would also have to be able to seduce her into following me. But if she’d gullible enough to fall for that then she would be unsuitable to become queen of Latveria. How shall I find this perfect woman and how shall I get her to agree to my proposal. We must think Loki.”
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“I cannot find anyone who meets all of my requirements. There seems to be no woman who is a beautiful, rich, tall, intelligent, brave, alluring, loyal, fashionable, wise, romantic, confident, adventurous, powerful, mischievous, educated, speaks all languages, athletic, superhuman, immortal, strong, turns fiction into reality, non-smoker, a powerful magic user, a good ruler, not allergic to kryptonite, diplomatic, can reach the moon, be a good mother and can fly.”
“Are you proposing to me?” Loki asked suspiciously.
Doom continued, ignoring whatever Loki was muttering. “I would also have to be able to seduce her into following me. But if she’d gullible enough to fall for that then she would be unsuitable to become queen of Latveria. How shall I find this perfect woman and how shall I get her to agree to my proposal. We must think Loki.”